its less than 1 month to my holiday at tekong. and i havent packed my luggage at all.
the travel agency's list of things to bring aint long, but i think its their plan to reduce cost. you see, the larger and heavier our luggages are, the heavier their laden weight on their ferry, then they have to use more energy/oil/black-eeky-yucky-gooey booger. since our travel agency uses budget ferries, they aint gonna let us bring our entire house and our fillipino maids along ma.

but from past tourists that been to tekong for beach, ball and babes, they advised some important things to bring along for our vacation

1)pegs and hangers
2)S-hooks
3)thirsty hippos
4)magic cleaner
5)extra "I-LOVE-TEKONG" shirts, shorts, undergarments, socks

and since my stay at tekong is gonna be sooooo long as the travel agency gave me a good feng-shui travel date, my luggage is gonna be BIG.

meanwhile, i dont know what to do to kill time. i'm beginning to show signs and symptoms of ultimate boredom. the storyteller told fables of people turning into creatures due to ultimate boredom when they showed such signs.

i'm suffering from one. i'm looking for food all the time.


took a walk down jalanjalanstreet and flashbacks of spastic memories flowed into my mind.

what i can do:
1) go back to the village when the villagers are back and take a look at what impact did a trip to the city have on them
2) teach Dua Jiat Yokoyoko workers how to improve the quality of Yokoyokos.
3) hunt the celestial dog
4) go to a money changer and be a millionaire in indonesia
5) change dollars to zimbawe currency and burn the notes to keep warm as its raining everyday
6) facebook and poke everybody
7) spend weekends showing recruits and privates that i still have my IC
8) go to MacDonalds and try to buy a Chicky Meal
9) go to Siloso beach and oogle
10) chant 4-1 infront of ManYoo fans
11) hunt for Mas Selamat and hope i get instant ORD
12) capture Osama and become General of the US Army
13) pray to GuanYinMa everyday that i get a nice OC
14) send offline messages to everyone on my msn list because i'm boliao
15) play the throw-shoe-at-Bush game
16) continue to unravel the mystery of Tinky, and whether or not Tinky is gay
17) pry into the minds of Barney and Michael Jackson and try to find common traits
18) try to ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars....
19) make some money selling umbrellas, ella, ella....
20) learn scouse accent. Eehyerwhannagawfershumscum?

had a day out ytd with zhejun, then met hongming, tingkai, cephia, fongsun, xiuxian and weiliang...
changes my course choices ytd. gawd.


mari kita rakyat singa-HEY BANGKOK, what are you looking at!

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